Texting

Matt was at work. I was at home.

Me: I made lima beans! aren't you jealous??
Matt: Oh of cooooooourse! Not
Me: Oh come on! you lo0o0o0ove them
Matt: False!
Me: well what if i told you i made chicken bundles? THEN would you be jealous?
Matt: Well i guess but i got zupas so i am pretty satisfied
Me: ugh.
Matt: whaaaat?
Me: you dont like my food as much as zupas???
Matt: I still said i am jealous! I just like zupas a lot so if yours is first then zupas is third
Me: haha oh okay whats 2nd?
Matt: Hmmmm good question. Probably goldfish