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My name is Dolores Umbridge. Last night at approximately 9pm I went to the cinema to wait for a midnight showing of the last movie in a series of movies about Undesirable No. 1. The night was filled with a variety of Muggles and I was shocked that I was expected to sit in the theatre with them.

In case you were wondering, that is Hermione Granger behind me, one of the Mudbloods closely associated with Mr. Potter. I spent the evening closely watching her to see if she would give any information about the whereabouts of Undesirable No. 1. She was not very helpful in that aspect, though.

I was surrounded by very uncivilized company. The only one that was acceptable was Regulus, but I'm not quite sure it was really him because he died quite some time ago.

I must admit, though, that there was a very attractive muggle sitting beside me during the film. I couldn't control myself.